CMJ F#ckery

 

YO WHATS GOOD ITS THE KID MERO AKA THE KNOWLEDGE GOD AKA EL FUERTE, YOU ALREADY KNOW. YO I WANNA HOLLA AT YOU NIGGAS ABOUT THIS CMJ SHIT JUMPIN OFF IN NYC RIGHT NOW. CUZ ALOTTA YOU NIGGAS PROLLY KINDA HEARD ABOUT IT OR WHATEVER LIKE THAT BUT YOU DIDNT DO THE KNOWLEDGE SO IM BOUT TO PUT YOU ON. NAHMEAN CUZ I LIKE TO HELP YOU B YOU PROLLY THINK I DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU MY NIGGA BUT I GOT LOVE FOR YOU B CUZ YOU’RE JUST LIKE ME EXCEPT I’M WAY MORE REALER AND GET MORE PUSSY ETC…JUST GOT DEEP ON YOU REAL QUICK MARINATE THAT SHIT IN YOUR CRANIAL.

 

I BET YOU NIGGAS DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT CMJ REALLY STANDS FOR B. I BET YOU THINK IT STANDS FOR COLLEGE MUSIC JOURNAL BUT IT DONT. IT STANDS FOR “COKEDREAM MUSIC JAMBOREE” CUZ IT’S A BUNCH OF BANDS/RAPPERS THAT HAD THE ILL UNISON COKEDREAM ABOUT COMING TO THE “BIG CITY” AND GETTING SEEN BY SOMEONE IMPORTANT.ALSO, NIGGAS THATS ESTABLISHED HAVE THAT ORGANIC COKEDREAM ABOUT DOING AN “INTIMATE” SHOW IN A SHITTY VENUE SO THEY CAN SHOW HOW THEY STILL REAL & SHIT LIKE THAT. THIS IS THE FUCKERY THAT ENGULFS NYC FOR A WEEK B. IT’S ACTUALLY FUNNY CUZ I DON’T REALLY THINK THERE’S THAT MANY MORE SHOWS THAN USUAL. JUST ALOT OF NIGGAS FROM NOWHERE COMING TO NYC TO PLAY TO ROOM FULL OF NOBODY (UNLESS THERE’S OPEN BAR)…HERE’S A TIP MY G, IF YOU LIVE IN BARABOO, WISCONSIN AND YOU DO A SHOW THERE AND 50 PEOPLE (YOUR GRADUATING CLASS) SHOW UP THEN THAT MEANS 5 PEOPLE WILL SHOW UP TO YOUR 8 MINUTE SET AT A CMJ “EVENT” MY NIGGA. BASICALLY THE FORMULA IS FOR EVERY 100 NIGGAS THAT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU IN YOUR HOMETOWN, THERE’S 1 NIGGA WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOU HERE AND HE’S ONLY COMING TO SEE YALL NIGGAS IF HE GETS A FREE TSHIRT AND THERE’S OPEN VODKA BAR.

 

•THIS IS YOUR CMJ INTINERARY B•

 

• FLY OUT FROM MILWAUKEE AFTER YOU AND YOUR BAND CONSUME 5 GRAMS OF GARBAGE YAY AND A 30PACK OF BUDS.

 

• ARRIVE AT JFK.

 

• SPEND $80 ON CAB TO INTERNET NIGGAS HOUSE CUZ YOU THINK THE SUBWAY IS SCARY.

 

• SLEEP ON INTERNET NIGGAS FLOOR.

 

• EAT PIZZA AND TAKE PICTURES “EATING REAL NY PIZZA (IT WAS SOOOO GOOD!)”

 

• DO 8 MINUTE SET AT A PLACE THAT YOU’RE NOT SURE BUT LOOKS LIKE A BODEGA BASEMENT.

 

• TAKE “COOL” PICTURES IN FRONT OF ROLL DOWN GATES WITH GRAFFITI ON THEM.

 

• WATCH OTHER NIGGAS COKEDREAMS PLAY OUT IN MUSICAL FORM.

 

• SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY ON COKE & BEER WITH A BITCH THAT LOOKS LIKE V-NASTY AND SMELLS LIKE BALSAMIC VINEGAR.

 

• GET JERKED OFF BY BITCH THAT LOOKS LIKE V-NASTY AND SMELLS LIKE BURGER KING RANCH SAUCE.

 

• TRY TO FUCK BITCH THAT LOOKS LIKE V-NASTY AND SMELLS LIKE HOT PICKLE JUICE & WHISKEY.

 

• FAIL.

 

• SLEEP ON INTERNET NIGGAS FLOOR.

 

• GO BACK TO MILWAUKEE WITH BEDBUGS ALL IN YOUR HOODIE (YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS GONNA BE UPSET).

 

• POST PICTURES ON FACEBOOK AND LIE ABOUT IT.

 

NAHMEAN THAT’S BASICALLY IT. IF YOU ATTENDING THESE EVENTS THEN ITS COOL CUZ IF YOU GO TO THE RIGHT ONES YOU MIGHT COULD GET SOME PUSSY OR FREE DRUGS/DRINKS/GARMENTS, SO IF YOU LIVE HERE GO FOR IT B IT AIN’T LIKE YOU DOIN NOTHIN IN YOUR CRIB ANYWAY. WHATS THAT? OH YOU PLAYING GEARS OF WAR 3? OH OK. SEE THAT’S WHY YOU JERK OFF 4 TIMES A DAY B. HEED MY ADVICE B. I’M TELLIN Y’ALL NIGGAS MAN I’M GETTIN PAID SLAVE WAGES FOR THIS SHIT B THIS IS BASICALLY A PUBLIC SERVICE NAHMEAN SO YOU NIGGAS NEED TO ABSORB THIS KNOWLEDGE, FEEL ME?

 

AIGHT I’M OUT, #KNOWLEDGEDARTS YOU ALREADY SNO

 

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