Collab Fails (Vol. 1)

 

YO YOU KNOW WHATS BEEN THE ILL PHENOMENON OF THE LAST DECADE OR SO B? “COLLABS”…NIGGAS “COLLABING” ON SHIT. OBVIOUSLY IT’S “COOL” THO CUZ NIGGAS AIN’T COLLABORATING THEY “COLLABING” AND THEY USE THE LITTLE x IN BETWEEN THEY NAMES TO REALLY DRIVE HOME HOW COOL AND COLLABORATIVE THAT SHIT IS B. LIKE WHEN TWO “STREETWEAR” BRANDS PUT BOTH THEY LOGOS ON A SHIRT AND MAKE IT $20 MORE EXPENSIVE CUZ IT’S A “LIMITED EDITION COLLAB” WELL GUESS WHAT NIGGA…ALOT THESE SHITS IS COKEDREAMS AND FAILURES SO I PRESENT TO YOU…

 

HIP-HOP x COKEDREAM x COLLAB x FAILS

 

 

YELAWOLF (FEAT KID ROCK) – “LET’S ROLL”

 

WOW B THIS IS SOME RECORD LABEL NIGGAS COKEDREAM COME TO FRUITION B. FIRST OF ALL I UNDERSTAND APPROXIMATELY 37% OF THIS NIGGA YELAWOLF’S VERSES B. SON COMES ON A TRACK LIKE “ALABAMA MAN SAMADAM HAMAMAN DAMMODAM IMAPUTTEMINA AMBER LAMPS DAMNIT MAN CAMERA SAND DALE JR.”…NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU RAPPIN ABOUT? NASCAR? BUT THAT’S IRRELEVANT, IT’S ALSO IRRELEVANT THAT AS SOON AS THE BEAT DROPPED I EXPECTED DJ KHALED TO COME ON SCREAMIN “WE THE BEEESSSSTTTT!!!” CUZ THIS BEAT IS SOME DJ KHALED SHIT FROM WHEN PAUL WALL WAS ON TV. KID ROCK SOUNDS LIKE THE NIGGA FROM NICKELBACK ON THIS SHIT B. ALSO I AIN’T EVEN KNOW SON WAS IN THIS LIFE OF LIVIN I THOUGHT PAMELA ANDERSON’S VAGINA KILLED HIM…SO MANY FAILURE LANES ON THIS AUDIO HIGHWAY B.

 

JAY ELECTRONICA (FEAT. MOBB DEEP) – “CALL OF DUTY”

 

YO…WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! THIS IS THE ILL LETDOWN SON CUZ I’M THE HUGEST MOBB DEEP STAN ON EARTH. BUT THIS GOTTA BE A JOKE JAY ELEC CAME ON THIS SHIT SPITTIN SOME SHIT ABOUT SOME SHIT AND PRODIGY DID THE SAME THING BUT I DIDN’T EVEN LISTEN TO THE VERSES, YOU KNOW WHY? CUZ THE BEAT WAS THE WORST SHIT I EVER HEARD!! SUPPOSEDLY JAY PRODUCED THIS SHIT IN WHICH CASE THEY NEED TO NEVER LET THAT NIGGA NEAR A LAPTOP AGAIN (EVER…NOT EVEN TO GO ON FACEBOOK.)…WHO GREENLIGHTED THIS B? WAS NIGGAS ON DUST? WHERE IS THE YES MAN THAT SAID “YO THIS SHIT IS HOT”? IT SOUNDS LIKE A GORILLA WITH A METAL DICK RAPING A BLENDER THATS SET TO “PUREE” IN A BOUNCY CASTLE. GET THIS SHIT OUTTA HERE SOMEONE REMIX THIS ASAP.

 

FUTURE (FEAT. DRAKE) – “TONY MONTANA”

 

YO I CAN’T LISTEN TO THIS SHIT WITHOUT CRYING TEARS OF LAUGHTER B…THIS NIGGA SOUNDS LIKE LIL WAYNE’S GRANDPA ON XANAX!! ‘TUNNY MUNCHANNA TEKABOUT MA EAAAAZ TUNNY MUNCHANNA TUNNY MUNCHANNA”…WOW SON THIS NIGGA IS RETARDED RIGHT? SHOULD I NOT BE MAKIN FUN OF THE NIGGA? I LIKE HOW THIS MUTHAFUCKA IGNORES HALF THE LETTERS IN WORDS AND JUST REPLACES THEM WITH OTHER LETTERS/SOUNDS. THIS BEAT IS HARD THOUGH…DRAKE CAME ON THIS SHIT SOUNDING LIKE HE WAS LIKE “IMA TRY TO SOUND LIKE LIL BOOSIE IF LIL BOOSIE WAS A DRUNK FERRET, CHECK IT OUT”…ALSO THERE WAS DRAMA INVOLVED IN THIS SHIT CUZ DRAKE DIDNT SHOW UP TO FUTURE’S VIDEO SHOOT BUT CAN YOU BLAME THE NIGGA? WHY WOULD YOU WANNA BE IN A VIDEO NEXT TO THIS GUY TALKIN BOUT “TUMMY MUNCHAMMA! TUBBY MARSALA!”

 

GUCCI MANE (FEAT. V-NASTY) – “WHIP APPEAL”

 

THIS IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT I THOUGHT THE MOBB DEEP & JAY ELEC JOINT WAS GONNA BE. I KNEW IMMEJUTLY THAT THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE WAS GONNA BE ASS, AND EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS ASS, THE NICKELODEON ASS BEAT, GUCCI MANE PHONING IN HIS VERSE (TRUST ME YOU DON’T EVEN WANNA HEAR WHAT THAT SOUNDS LIKE) AND V-NASTY THE YOUNG SHIA LEBOUF FACED HIPSTER LESBIAN WHO I DON’T EVER WANNA HEAR RECORDED ONTO ANY DEVICE EVER. I DON’T EVEN WANNA HEAR THAT BITCH LEAVING ME A VOICEMAIL ABOUT HOW I WON A MILLION DOLLARS FAM. THAT’S HOW TERRIBLE THIS MINIATURE BULLDYKE IS B. YOU CAN’T HAVE YOUR CREW BE NAMED “WHITE GIRL MOB” AND DRESS LIKE TLC IN 1992 WITH SOME 3D GLASSES FROM THE MOVIES THEN JUST JUMP ON A TRACK WITH THE DUDE WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR “STREET NIGGA” MAJOR FAILINGTON.

 

To hear a collab that does work, check out the !llmind Remix of “Everyday In The Street” from El Da Sensei featuring Tame-One & Rah Digga.  Stay tuned for The Nu World Remix EP dropping next Tuesday, 11.15.2011 on Coalmine Records.

 
 

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1 Replies to "Collab Fails (Vol. 1)"
February 16, 2016 at 11:56 pm

Keep on working, great job!

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