No SOPA For You

 

YO SO INTERNET NIGGAS IS UP IN ARMS ABOUT THIS SOPA/PIPA SHIT B. BASICALLY THE ILLUMINATI (JAY-Z AND KANYE) PAID THE GOVERNMENT TO ELIMINATE NIGGAS DOWNLOADING MUSIC AND ALSO JERKIN ILLZ CASUALLY TO FREE P-NO.

 

NAH IM JUST PLAYIN BUT THAT’S DEFINITELY WHAT THE NIGGA WITH THE DURAG ON IN YOUR POLITICAL SCIENCE CLASS THINKS. (HE ALSO THINKS TUPAC WAS A CIVIL RIGHTS LEADER.)

 


NAH BUT ON SOME G SHIT I READ ABOUT THIS SHIT AND IT BASICALLY IN A NUTSHELL IS TO MAKE SURE THAT IF YOU BROKE YOU CAN NEVER LISTEN TO MUSIC OR WATCH A MOVIE B. YOU JUST GOTTA STAY IN YOUR CRIB EATIN CHEF BOYARDEE SANDWICHES AND TRYIN TO IMAGINE WHAT MOVIES IS LIKE WHILE YOU WATCH BIG BANG THEORY RERUNS AND TRY NOT TO SUICIDE YASELF. YOU WILL NEVER STREAM AN ACTION MOVIE WHERE DENZEL WASHINGTON PLAYS A COP/CIA AGENT/GOV’T GUN BUSTIN ASS NIGGA EVER AGAIN.

 

 

 

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WILD SHIT WENT DOWN OVER THE COURSE OF THE WEEK B, HERE’S A LIL TIMELINE FOR Y’ALL MAN YOU KNOW HOW I DO BREAKIN THE SHIT DOWN FOR Y’ALL:

 
 

WEDNESDAY • 1/18:  YO A BUNCH OF WEBSITES HEARD ABOUT THIS SHIT AND GOT MAD, SO THEY WAS LIKE “WE SHUTTIN DOWN IN PROTEST”…WIKIPEDIA WENT DOWN AND WAS NOT AVAILABLE TO RESOLVE THE DISPUTES OF HIGH NIGGAS ABOUT WHAT YEAR “DUCK TALES” CAME OUT. CRAIGSLIST WENT DOWN WHICH GAVE SERIAL KILLERS THAT KILL HOOKERS A DAY OFF & SHIT B. THE ILL BLOWJOB SHORTAGE OCCURRED ACROSS MAJOR CITIES B. A BUNCH OF BLOGS WAS ALSO LIKE “WE SHUTTIN DOWN TOO!” (I AINT SHUT DOWN VICTORY LIGHT CUZ I’M WILD APATHETIC)…ON THE SAME DAY SWIZZ BEATZ BROKE THE STRING OF W’S THAT MADE ME BELIEVE HE SOLD HIS SOUL TO THE DEVIL BY BEING NAMED CEO OF MEGA UPLOAD. THAT MEAN THAT THE NIGGA WAS ABOUT TO GET HIS REEBOKS PROSECUTED THE FUCK OFF BY RICH WHITE NIGGAS.

 

 

THURSDAY • 1/19:  MEGA UPLOAD GOT SHUT DOWN AND A FAT GERMAN NIGGA NAMED “KIM DOTCOM” BARRICADED HISSELF IN HIS MANSION…WHEN I READ THAT NIGGA NAME I THOUGHT HE WAS ONE OF THOSE WEBCAM BITCHES THAT STICKS CUCUMBERS IN HER VAGINAL CANAL WHILE OLD MEN WRITE GROSS SENTENCES VIA CHAT B. TURNS OUT HOMIE IS A FAT GERMAN LESBIAN LOOKIN NIGGA THAT LOOKS LIKE BUTTERBEAN IF BUTTERBEAN DECIDED TO BE A PROFESSIONAL MASTURBATOR/MAGIC PLAYER INSTEAD OF A “BOXER”.

 

 

THURSDAY • 1/19:  “ANONYMOUS”, A BUNCH OF NIGGAS WHO CRASH WEBSITES AND PROLLY FEEL COOL AS FUCK DOIN IT TOOK A BREAK FROM EATIN GOGURTS AND MOUNTAIN DEW TO CRASH THE D.O.J WEBSITE AND A BUNCH OF OTHER SHIT TO PROTEST SOPA/PIPA. WHICH BASICALLY MEANS THE GOV’T NEED TO HIRE MORE ASIANS.

 
 

FRIDAY • 1/20:  CONGRESS UPON GETTIN WILD NERVOUS CUZ ANONYMOUS CRASHED THEY ONLINE GAME OF SUDOKU, SHELVED THAT SOPA SHIT. ALSO, SOLIDIFYING MY “SWIZZ BEATZ SOLD HIS SOUL TO THE DEVIL” THEORY, HOMIE WENT FROM “BEING THE CEO OF MEGAUPLOAD” TO BEING “NOT THE CEO OF UPLOAD JUST THAT NIGGA WHO DRESSES LIKE A HIPHOP MIME BIKER SEX-SLAVE BURGLAR” SO HOMIE IS NOT IN ANY TYPE OF TROUBLE AND CAN CONTINUE TO EAT ALICIA KEYS GLORIOUS PUSSY WITH IMPUNITY B.

 

 

SATURDAY • 1/21: I CHECKED SPANKWIRE AND YOUJIZZ AND THEY STILL UP AND RUNNING AND STILL GOT THE ANIMATED GIFS OF DICKS GROWING WITH THE “GROW YOUR COCK 12 INCHES!! AMAZING!!” CAPTION…SO EVERYTHING IS BACK TO NORMAL B. Y’ALL NIGGAS DON’T GOTTA BE NERVOUS. P-NO IS STILL FREE B. #KNOWLEDGE

 

 

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NAHMEAN THERE GO YOUR LIL #KNOWLEDGE TIMELINE + #KNOWLEDGEDARTS FOR YOUR CRANIAL B. Y’ALL NIGGAS HOLD YA HEAD AND DOWNLOAD AS MANY EPISODES OF THE WIRE AS POSSIBLE BEFORE THEY TRY TO PASS THE SHIT AGAIN B. AIGHT? 1.

 

 

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8 Replies to "No SOPA For You"
Steez Diamante says:
January 25, 2012 at 10:31 am

#KNOWLEDGE

ireadtheinternet says:
January 25, 2012 at 10:34 am

why can’t i get this insight on cnn? fuck wolf blitzer

nidex says:
January 25, 2012 at 12:47 pm

lol, I’m downloading season 3 of The Wire right as I was reading this.

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